It’s 4/20! #OpCannabis! Demand semantic alacrity from your elected representatives!

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Also, perfect-drug-era Trent Reznor called. He wants his stupid facial hair back."

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Also, perfect-drug-era Trent Reznor called. He wants his stupid facial hair back.”

We are interested to note that Canada has a new Social-Media-Guru-in-General, the son of Canada’s former Sexiest Prime Minister.

Although his father was best known for giving everyone the finger, the son seems to prefer to call people “piece of shit” on the floor of our most esteemed house. That of her majesty, our Queen.

His other verbiage is just as bad. He doesn’t seem to understand the difference between decriminalization (which means that something is taxed all to hell, like tobacco and alcohol already are in Canada ) and legalization, which is the only outcome acceptable to #OpCannabis. He also seems to love calling this amazing plant, Cannabis, by the bastardized and racist epithet “Marijuana,” which only came into favor in the early 1900’s among groups of privileged white cis-males.

Despite his many social media outlets (listed below) he doesn’t seem to be discussing the fact that this is 4/20 and this issue has been a moral blight on Canada as a whole for far too long.

So we are releasing the following position paper on correct Canadian cannabis usage and syntax, both on the web and in the AFK.

This book will tell you not just how to talk and write legitimately about cannabis as a Canadian citizen; it will also explain how to produce it yourself, regardless of weather the government ever gets its act in gear on the issue of moral authority to govern.

As with all our publications, it is released as a standard-format PDF file with no stupid DRM or other retarded antediluvian nonsense. Price, as always, is whatever you want it to be. If you download and find it useful, you can always anonymously send us a little bit of a bitcoin (or more) to our digital wallet at  1FUTGkw7GS8a82j3ens6TCvMtYLpgvTiuw

Enjoy.

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Happy 4/20 everybody. Smoke ’em if you got ’em. We would ourselves, but we’re so poor we have no smoke. On 4/20. Quelle domage.

 

 

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