Just like the library at Alexandria, all good things must come to a conflagrational end. So, I’m shutting down the physical book sales aspect of our publishing house. Lulu caved to the cheezburger corporation, so I can’t trust them. Prices on their website have been adjusted accordingly. If you want a perfect-bound copy of any of our works in dead-tree format, better act now and get over to my print portal and order. I’m nuking the account entirely at a future time of my choosing, so act fast or NO BOOK FOR YOU! COME BACK ONE LIFETIME!
I wonder what Amazon will do for all the poor souls who pre-ordered through their lying robot faces.